Hopeless

When I woke up this morning Much to my surprise The sun was going down And I was still alive I looked into the mirror And according to my eyes The martians have invaded It's hopeless I went to see my doctor To ask him what to do Depending on the diagnosis I said, "doc, I'm seeing double And how are both of you? No cause for alarm, it's hopeless You don't stand a chance, it's hopeless Everybody dance! Well, there's paradise and doomsday It depends on which comes first There's inner peace through meditation There's optimists and pessimists I don't know which is worse But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow It's hopeless The solution has been dissolved The crisis has been resolved There's no need to change your plans It's a hopeless situation For tomorrow is another day And everything will be okay And by the way, it's hopeless (Hopeless)