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Ooo, take it and then frame the picture Ooo, making sure you don't delay Imma, ooo, I don't wanna see the future 'Cause if we're not careful, we won't see better days Hi, my name's Jordan, I hate Piers Morgan Mates with James Cordon I rate Graham Norton Love the bass more than a lot of small-talking Too much swiping and not enough walking I love animals a lot more than humans Or when an owner names their dog like Susan Yo, for real, I hate zoos though You try and cage me, and bruv, you'll get Muay Thai judo Catch me watching Mean Girls Wearing a t-shirt saying "fuck Sea World" Looking through the glass in the happy scene Plus, I get stared through the window of a Maccy D's Been real since I remember, mate All the other dude's fake, like Kylie Jenner's face If I'm ever in a place where I can celebrate Then I'd do it with glass of ice and lemonade, yeah First, ice and water, then Sweeten the taste Make sure it's cold enough For goodness sake That sunshine yellow Can freshen up your day So, when life gives you lemons, you should Make lemonade (Let's go, yo) Slurp Slurp Slurp I said life would be better with a few less Trumps A few less Hopkins A few less chumps A lot less junk and a lot more honesty A lot less of Michael Owen doing commentary Back when Ludicrous was still dropping skill Less Iggy Azalea, more Lauren Hill More depth and a lot less slap and laughs Hold tight, Skeppy and Stormz getting in the charts More Corbyn, a lot less Johnson Fuck the Tories, yo, it's posh nonsense I will not be governed by a bunch of crooks Just give it to the rich and you're Robin Hood Less Stacy Dash, more Boyega There's light at the end of the sabre If you're looking through life for a saviour Make sure you got a little sugar for your neighbour First, ice and water, then Sweeten the taste Make sure it's cold enough For goodness sake That sunshine yellow Can freshen up your day So, when life gives you lemons, you should Make lemonade (Let's go, yo) Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp Slurp