You Got Old

Both: Old, old, you got old Robbie (Spoken): Spell it! Jonathon (Spoken): Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up (Robbie laughs) Robbie: Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime Jonathon (Spoken): You old git! Robbie Williams: Made distinguished, smelling divine Jonathon (Spoken): Really? Jonathon: You'll need an iron in to get rid of those lines Robbie: Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot Jonathon: The bossa nova is out of your league Robbie (Spoken): The bossiv what? Jonathon: Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue Robbie: Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed Both: 'Cause you got old! Jonathon (Spoken): Come on Grandad, keep up Robbie (spoken, old voice): Oh, I don't think I can! Robbie: I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids Jonathon: That shipped has sailed Robbie: I'm on the express and you're on the skids Jonathon: That train has derailed Robbie: I'm on the brink of something bigger than big Jonathon: Like one epic fail Both: Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, you're salivating Jonathon: You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk (Robbie laughs) Robbie: Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk Both: Best keep your clothes on since everything shrunk Cause you got old Jonathon: I meant to ask you did it come in the mail? Robbie (Spoken): What? Jonathon: Your telegram from the Queen Robbie: Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc Jonathon: Well I'd tell you the truth But you'd forget it Robbie (Spoken): Ohh... Jonathon: The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar Robbie: You're going somewhere, but not going far Both: Reach for the oxygen and best take a car Cause you got old Robbie (Spoken): Right then, let me give this a try Jonathon (Spoken): Go on then, off ya go Robbie: Y O U O L G G W A T I Don't wanna see you now this sort of thing (Jonathon laughs) (Instrumental Break) Robbie: I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth Jonathon: Now, you're going grey at the gills Robbie (Spoken): It's distinguished Jonathon (Spoken): Whatever Robbie: And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool Jonathon (Spoken): Hey, you think? Robbie: Hypothermic Jonathon: If you still got it, then I need a shrink Robbie: You solve the mystery of the one missing link Both: You brush your hair and find it all in the sink Cause you... Got... Old... We got old We got old We got old Jonathon (Spoken): Ah I don't feel very good Robbie (Spoken): Oh keep going you fool! (Jonathon laughs)