Horizontal Departure

And you said you'd never leave me In fact, you said you'd be my only one You said you'd never grieve me, baby For things you do when you were only having fun, fun You said you'd cry a river I thought you'd never cry a river of tears You'd rather die than live without me, baby But little girl, you're so insincere You know you count your blessings But now I find that you were counting sheep, counting sheep And then I try to court your feelings I caught your eye and then you caught my cheek All the prisoners come to feed now And there you stood so proud, the apple of my eye You said you'd never leave me, baby But little girl, that's the reason why Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Let's go collect our prize now So entertaining, we were number one, number one The judge is hypnotized now But after all we bought the fool for so damn long So face the crowd and take a bow now, bow now 'Cause one more time and it will all be done 'Cause I must have been a show to you now, baby My next performance has just begun Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone Oh, stop and think for a minute, baby As they bring the curtain down Another drink, then another, maybe A toast to nothing wrong I chose the style, the duck, and the weaving we were famous for And here's to him, and here's to yours and You can thank me for the floor Whoa, that's why I have to leave you all alone Whoa, that's why you have to leave me all alone I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another I don't know, so you turned around and found another fool I don't know, so you turned around and found another