Bum Like You

You're always up to no good Your fingers in my cookie jar You can have my checkbook, visa and my mastercard too Ain't no price too high for what you do You could be my dog I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you Your car's a dump and you're broke (But that's all right) I never liked them fancy guys You don't even look good God, it ain't right But you're starry eyed and out of sight We could fall apart I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye Let's do it right now My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you You're always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiney and new I never met a sweeter liar You could be my king I would knit you mittens and make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple in your eye My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you My new favourite thing to do Is wasting my time on a bum like you Wasting my time on a bum like you Wasting my time on a bum like you