Two Sharp Pencils (Get Bad)

(Roger Taylor) Here comes a dude Get a look at that guy Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Na na ba ba ba da da da Give me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd' Give me one two three Give me one two three Now there was a young man from Dundee Got stung on the knee by a wasp And asked if it hurt said no not a bit He can do it again if he wants to Again if he wants to Do it again if he wants to It's bad Real bad It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes If we all get crazy we can boogie through Yeah Say give me two sharp pencils Give me peace for days It's bad That's bad Get bad Alright That's bad Get bad Not bad There's a cute young chick from? Went for a swim in a lake When a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edge Said you can't swim here it's private That's bad Get bad