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Captain Stupido Lyrics — Runnner | Dork

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Captain Stupido

From Always Repeating2021

Written by Noah Weinman

Produced by Nate Lichtenberger, Noah Weinman

Lyrics

Captain Stupido

I feel weird Comb your beard and brush your teeth Still feel weird Beat your meat and go to sleep I think I left my wallet at the club Jesus take the wheel I feel weird Comb your beard and brush your teeth Still feel weird Beat your meat and go to sleep I think I left my wallet at the club Jesus take the wheel 'Cause I got so much on my mind but I don't think that we can fix it all tonight

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About this track

"Captain Stupido" is a song by Runnner from the album Always Repeating, released in 2021. The song was written by Noah Weinman. It was produced by Nate Lichtenberger, Noah Weinman.

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Nate Lichtenberger— 15 credits as songwriter & producer →
Noah Weinman— 80 credits as songwriter & producer →
Gus Elg— 27 credits as mastering engineer →
Derek Ted— 31 credits as songwriter & producer →
Nate Lichtenberger— 15 credits as songwriter & producer →
Noah Weinman— 80 credits as songwriter & producer →
Jordan Leicht— 3 credits as tenor saxophone →

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