Stinky Dinky

[Spoken Intro: LaWanda Page and RuPaul] I went to the, uh, travel bureau agency to, you know, uh, make my reservation... and I smelled that cigarette smoke when I walked in and I said "God dammit, can't stand it, can't stand it..." And I said: "Hey, is it somebody smoking in here?" A girl said: "Yes, we all smoke" As I wonder: "Do you have a cigarette?" And oh boy, she jumped down my throat: "No! No! No! Don't give her no cigarette" And I had to curse her out, but I got that cigarette But you know how it is, it's hard, it's hard to quit, but I'm doing real good. I only smoked two today That's good [Spoken: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] The future belongs to those who can smell it coming What's she talking about Stinky Dinky Say what? [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank Stinky Dinky Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh Stank What you mean? Stinky Dinky I do? Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh [Verse 1: RuPaul] Banji Girl's doing her thing Really sweet and kinky Out for disco body heat Call the stinky dinky [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank Stinky Dinky Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh [Verse 2: RuPaul] Engelbert Humperdinck Sexy little wanky Bigger than the love boat Smaller than your pinkie [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] We gonna funk you up We gonna funk you down [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank What she talking' about? Stinky Dinky Stank I do? Uh-oh, uh-oh Stank Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh [Post-Chorus: RuPaul] We don't care what people think, no no Because we choose to stink [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank What you mean? Stinky Dinky Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh Stank (I do?) Stinky Dinky We wanna funk you up Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh [Verse 3: RuPaul] Stank is natural Stank is good Go stank up your neighborhood Don't be shy Don't be shamed Stankin' is my middle name [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank Stanky! Stinky Dinky Stank Stanky! [Verse 4: RuPaul] DJ Boys on the floor Funkin' for Jamaica Dancin' 'til you're soaking wet Shake your money maker [Pre-Chorus: RuPaul] We gonna funk you up We gonna funk you down [Bridge: RuPaul] We don't care what people think Because we choose to Stink [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh Stank Stinky Dinky We wanna funk you up Stank Stinky Dinky Uh-oh, uh-oh [Breakdown: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah Scooby dooby da da What she talkin' about? Ooh ah, oooh ah ah Say what? Stinky Dinky, Stinky Dinky Honey, I think you better put your drawers back on You are stinky Scooby dooby da da Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah [Chorus: RuPaul and Fred Schneider] Stank What she talkin' about? Stinky Dinky Stank I do? Uh-oh, uh-oh Stank Stinky Dinky Stank Uh-oh, uh-oh [Spoken Outro: RuPaul] The future belongs to those who can smell it coming