Strüdelmodel

[Spoken Intro] Once upon a time, there was a little German girl from the Brewster Projects of Hamburg, Germany. At fifteen, she was discovered by a Der Wienerschnitzel Corporation representative... and her modeling career took off [Chorus] You better verk Verk Verk Une zee runway Verk Verk Verk Und make love to zee camera [Verse 1] It don't matter vhat you vear They're checking out your savior faire It don't matter vhat you do Cause everything looks good on you Strüdelmodel [Spoken Interlude] Linda Naomi Christy Sauerkraut Christy? Daudia Tyra Hasenpfeffer [Verse 2] I see your picture everyvhere A million dollar derriere And vhen you valk into ze room You have everybody's eyes on you Strüdelmodel