Dammit Janet

[BRAD, spoken] Hey, Janet? [JANET, spoken] Yes, Brad? [BRAD, spoken] I've got something to say [JANET, spoken] Uh-huh? [BRAD, spoken] I really love the skillful way That you beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet! [JANET] Oh! Oh, Brad [BRAD] The river was deep but I swam it (Janet) The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet) I just- Please don't tell me to can it! (Janet) I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you! The road was long but I ran it (Janet) There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet) If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet) I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you! Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad- OH SHOOT! -Or mediocre! Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so! [JANET] Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had! (Oh, Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh, Brad) That you met Mom and you know Dad (Oh, Brad) I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too! Oh, Brad... [BRAD, spoken] Oh, dammit! [JANET] I'm mad- [BRAD, spoken] Oh, Janet! [JANET] -for you! [BRAD] I love you too! [BOTH] There's one thing left to do, ah ooh! [BRAD] And that's go see the man who began it (Janet) When we met in his science exam it (Janet) Made me give you the eye and then panic (Janet) Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you! [BRAD] Dammit Janet [JANET] Oh Brad, I'm mad! [BRAD] Dammit, Janet [BOTH] I love you!