The Baddest Man Alive

I could take the pitchfork from the Devil Keep a super-suit like I'm Incredible From the deep blue sea to the dark blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'll grab a crocodile by its tail Handcuff the judge and throw the cops in jail Make the meanest woman breakdown and cry I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times and you knock on wood Candy man hooks, I terrorize your hood Flashin' Mac's on a cop the way a gangsta should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath then I walk through fire Bear-hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty Take the Sergeant's hat from his head and use it as a frisbee Spit in the crocodile face Have a ménage à trois with two female apes Then sleep in the barrel of butcher knives I drank honey straight from the beehive Was he jumpin' off the Empire State, buttnaked? Roller blade across the Golden Gate, buttnaked With the baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die When the Grim Reaper come, I'll look him right in his eye I'll bust him in the face of the witch of the east Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, (ha ha ha) I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I date-raped beauty right in front of the beast The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die I'm the baddest man alive I'll take no mess and I'll take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive