Heaven Song

I bought an old Malibu from the guy next door Then I did, what many have done before I filled the tank up full, and took out for heaven When I first cut out, all I had was my dog But I was told he wouldn't be here for long Gave him a french fry and I asked him, does he know where we're going? He just looked out the window, and so far, no heaven was showing Then a stranger hopped in at the first redlight She said, my name is Love and does that dog bite? I told her no but would she mind riding shotgun? Said I never cared much for Love behind me or on the run the first hundred miles, the talking was light She said, you can't get to heaven driving through the night And by the way I never asked your reason for going If I'm heading there with you, i guess I better be knowing And I said That maybe if I see it Then I'll want it Maybe if I see it Then I'll want it We hopped off at a fancy hotel Would of booked a lot cheaper If I'd been looking for hell I left the dog upstairs and took Love to the hotel bar I guess Love's gonna do what Love's gonna do Love's gonna bring it all over to you Oh and before I knew it I was surrounded Love introduced me to Faith Said don't be shy Then I met Hope before she waved over another guy It was her old friend Sin, who said he's been at this bar before Then Love yelled, Jesus Christ, as Jesus came walking through the door Oh well Jesus was drunk by the end of our night He said it's hard being him when folks think god's on their side Then before I knew it, they all had asked to bum a ride I fell asleep just dreaming of Heaven coming into sight And maybe if I see it Then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it My little dog, he died in the night He left out for heaven before the sun first light Oh then we found death holding out his thumb at the Texaco He said if we were looking for Heaven, then He'd know which way to go Well Faith held the map, told me where to turn can't trust a man where the truth is concerned And right about then we drove up on two brothers Turns out they were twins You could hardly tell the one from the other One said his name was Real, the other Authenticity Spoke with a southern accent and from the rearview I could see That Real had a little scar, at the tip of his Jaw A lesson learned through a journey in the night A soul astigmatism trying to get it right With road rash heat coming from the wheels I wont forget how this long road feels And maybe if I see it Then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it You would have sworn the car was full but then in came the Universe That old Chevy Malibu turned into a hearse Before we hit that mud hole right outside of Heaven's gate The time had come to say goodbye now to all my friends I told them all I hope to see'em again But sin wouldn't let me go before I answered his question He said it's high time for settling scores It's time to make a confession He held me up under my chin Asked what I had learned from him Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Maybe if I see it then I'll want it Oh oh oh Bought an old malibu from the guy next door Bought that old malibu from the guy next door Oh I bought that old malibu from the guy next door Bought an old malibu from the guy next door Bought an old malibu from the guy next door Bought an old malibu from the guy next door"