Amateur

Jayston Back... Further back... Sarah Janine, just 19 Joined a pyramid scheme Didn't think it mean To inflate her estate Left it too late Broke her dreams Broke her friends, who said "Courtesy is dead" And now a piece of Vambra Is looking like Turana She's banking on the fee She'll get from ITV Rethink, refrain Don't pull a Jill, Jane Amateur Amateur Amateur Kyle, frozen smile Got himself a mobile Got a house One wrinkle: couldn't get a signal Pretty fast Put a mast On the neighboring flats A little girl called Jill Will... become very ill But that is years away So who gives a hey Rethink, refrain Don't pull a Jill, Jane Amateur Amateur Amateur Five-star review Who Bought a new LP Had to agree With the critic Really dug my lyric Tolerate All the people you hate When they walk all over you Ah, baby, what you gonna do Get a Corinthian view Wear the pink and blue Ooh Rethink, refrain Don't pull a Jill, Jane Amateur Amateur Rethink, refrain Don't pull a Jill, Jane Amateur Amateur Rethink, refrain Don't pull a Jill, Jane Amateur Amateur Amateur