On a Leash

I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash I ripped your picture off the wall, yes indeed how come you never sent my letters home You left them in the trash, when I sent you my best wishes, you only did a dash I took your picture off the wall, I put it on my leash When you wrote my epitaph, did you have to be so beefy? Did you have to be so beefy?, Did you have to be so beefy? Beefy, beefy I ripped your picture off the wall, I put it on a leash You know the fact that you're so tall, I have to reach from underneath Chorus: No you don't know what I do You just stake a claim on booze You say you will be in the news You just stake a claim on blues And when I tell you I'm no friend You just go round and round the bend And everyone's a little mad On a voyage round their dad I ripped your picture off the wall I put it on a leash, Perhaps I wasn't there at all When you were underneath How come you never called me your best friend? You leftme on the wall When we went skating on that icy pond You seemed to help me fall Repeat Chorus I ripped your picture off the wall I put it on a leash