Come Back, Barack

[Intro: Chance The Rapper & Chris Redd] Ooh Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah [Verse 1: Chance The Rapper, Kenan Thompson & Chris Redd] This time of year I get thankful, baby Thankful for you But now you're gone And I don't know what to do And you were so intelligent and you were so strong Waited my whole life for you, so damn long And now I see you moving on And I beg you to come back home [Bridge: All & Chris Redd] And every night I turn the TV on and cry (and I cry, and I cry) I say why, I feel like we're all going to die (no, no, no, no, no, no) [Chorus: All, Chance The Rapper & Kenan Thompson] So come back, Barack Even though it's not allowed (no, no, no) We want you back somehow I need you in my life So come back, Barack (look at us, man) We didn't know just what we had (we lit 200 candles for you) Now things are looking bad Like really bad, like "World War" bad, like "Nuclear" bad (I'm sweating through my damn scarf) So come back, Barack [Verse 2: Chance The Rapper, Kenan Thompson & Chris Redd] I see you're hang-gliding, living your life Dropping your daughter off at college with your wife, and y'all look so damn happy And you deserve it, yeah, but I'm a selfish man And I know there's other democrats, more than just a few But when I think of change, the only change I want is you [Bridge: All & Chris Redd] I'm in hell Dreaming about you and Michelle (I'm dreaming baby, oh yeah) [Chorus: All, Chris Redd & Chance The Rapper] So come back, Barack (come on man, we out in the rain) Don't leave us here alone (it's definitely too cold to be in the rain though) At least pick up the phone (I mean, I know you busy with that library and everything) The White House ain't a home (but Trump ain't even got a dog, man) Just come back, Barack [Interlude: Kenan Thompson] You know it's been a long time, Barack Almost as long as since a guy talked over a record like this But for real, why would you leave us? Oh, 'cause you had to? Because of the constitution? But you can come back right? Oh, you can't? 'Cause that would undermine the very institutions that we're barely holding on to as it is? I see I guess we stuck with this dude for a while then Maybe you can come back and make a speech How much would that cost? For real? Oh no, we definitely can't afford that So I'm just getting rained on for nothing That's interesting Well, you enjoy your retirement, homie [Chorus: All, Chance The Rapper & Kenan Thompson] So come back, Barack (get change) We need you, oh so bad (super bad) 2020's looking sad (maybe Michelle could run) Like really sad, like super sad, "what the hell we gonna do?" sad (no, let's not put Michelle through that) Come back, Barack (but if she wanted to) [Interlude: Kenan Thompson & Chris Redd] I'd vote for Joe Biden Or what about George Clooney? I mean, that dude was Batman That'd be cool You know what, I don't think the 3 of us have the firmest grasp on government But hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody [Outro: All] Come back, Barack