NFTs

[Skit: Kyle Mooney & Kate McKinnon] Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today Well, it was my pleasure, Professor. It's always nice to speak to aspiring economists Do we have time for one more question? Hey, I don't have anywhere to be Alright, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the Secretary of Treasury is right next to us Uh, yes, you, young man [Intro: Pete Davidson & Kate McKinnon] Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside, talkin' outside Okay, and so, what is your question? Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside Talkin' outside, talkin' outside Yeah, I heard you the first time [Verse 1: Pete Davidson] Now, what the hell's an NFT? Apparently, cryptocurrency Everyone's makin' so much money Can you please explain what's an NFT? I said, what the hell's an NFT? It's like real-life Monopoly Everyone's doin' it like Gronkowski Can you please help me make an NFT? [Interlude: Pete Davidson, Kyle Mooney, Kate McKinnon, & Chris Redd] Son, I didn't understand a word you just said Hey, thanks! That is not a compliment Huh, I disagree I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently— Excuse me. I can break it down for you I'm sorry, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series? No, but I do have pills if you need some. Anyway, the thing about NFTs is [Verse 2: Chris Redd & Pete Davidson] Non-fungibles GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable Digital images of Digimon doin' scrimmages Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch! Dictionary, with a pic of Fat Jerry I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars And now I can buy me a GIF of Peter Griffin crossin' up all-star ballers who are taller Look at these if you please Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner Hey! Here's a Thanos that twerks For twenty-four million, it could be yours And the prices go up and down, you see So that explains an NFT Na na na na— [Refrain: Kate McKinnon & Jack Harlow] Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop? Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this [Verse 3: Jack Harlow] Hey, here's the thing about NFTs It's a non-fungible token, you see "Non-fungible" means that it's unique There can only be one, like you and me NFTs are insane (Insane) Built on a blockchain (That's right) A digital ledger of transactions It records information on what's happenin' When it's minted, you can sell it as art And this concludes my rappin' part, motherf— [Refrain: Kate McKinnon, Jack Harlow, & Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, & Jack Harlow] Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you You're welcome I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come Aw, hell yeah. No doubt Great [Outro: Pete Davidson] Na na na na na Na na na na na, na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na, na na na na Nerds!