Drake's Beef

[Skit 1: Vanessa Bayer, Drake & Pete Davidson] You know, I never use this word, but I said "That was cray" 'Sup guys Oh, hey! Oh, hey Drake! Um, I'm was having just a little trouble with the TV. I was wondering if you knew how to fix it Oh yeah, usually you just get the remote and you press "On"! What, they don't have TV's in Canada? No, we- we have TV's in Canada Oh, I was just- I know, I was just kidding. I was just kidding, man Yeah, I know Yeah, I was just saying, like I don't use the word "cray" very often, but I used it and it got such a great response [Verse 1: Drake] Yo, fuck you Pete, you made a fool outta me I used to trust you dog, now you embarrassing me And you skinny as hell, and you make me mad You think you funny, huh? Well you ain't Josh Gad And your tattoos suck, you're the guy no one likes We used to be best friends, now we foes for life Damn [Skit 2: Drake & Leslie Jones] What's up, Leslie? Huh? No, I was just saying- I was like “What's up, Leslie?" Aye, man, I'm sorry, I was just distracted. Check you later [Verse 2: Drake] Oh, you icing me nigga? What did I do to you? You used to be my best friend, now I'll never trust you Is it the stuff that I said? 'Cause if not, then that's wack Most people I know, they would've said "Hi" back Damn [Skit 3: Aidy Bryant] Hey, anybody using this chair? [Verse 3: Drake] Actually, I was you bitch, it was for my hat But you took it from me, now we never going back I could never trust you, 'cause you were rude to my hat If Josh Gad was here, he would've made me laugh Damn [Skit 4: Drake] Hi there. Oh, I actually wasn't done [Verse 4: Drake] I said I wasn't done you little fucking ice cream I had like 10 sips left, you just so damn mean Now I got no friends, and I got no water And I lost my hat? Damn [Skit 5: Lorne Michaels & Drake] Drizzy, how's it going? Oh man, I feel like- I feel like it's going great, yeah You're doing a good job [Verse 5: Drake] "Good job," that's it? I'm doing great, you bitch Say that again to my face, nigga, suck my dick [Skit 6: Lorne Michaels & Drake] Drake, everything okay? Uh, yeah, yeah. Everyone's so nice here, you know? [Outro] 6ix