[Intro: Sabrina Carpenter & Bowen Yang]
Yeah
Yeah, lil' extra gel in my hair tonight
Let's get crazy
[Verse 1: Bowen Yang, Marcello Hernández & Kam Patterson]
You know it, girl, it's finally time
I see you eyeing me at school, it's been on both of our minds
I'm feeling grown, twelve sprays of my dads cologne (Nice)
We could get PG-13, if you know what I mean
[Verse 2: Sabrina Carpenter, Chloe Fineman & Veronika Slowikowska]
It's almost 6 p.m., time to hit the town
Just got my braces tightened, boy, it's gonna go down
I can't deny it (No), might have to try it (Yeah)
Yeah, that one special thing, I know just what you mean
[Pre-Chorus: Bowen Yang, Sabrina Carpenter & Both]
And we're in my mom's car rolling up to the school
Cherry chapstick on, yeah, we're breaking the rules (Yeah)
And I know that it's wrong (Oh, yeah) but it's feeling so right
We're thirteen but tonight's the night
[Chorus: Bowen Yang, Sabrina Carpenter & Both]
We're gonna grind
Back and forth, gonna freak with the friction
It's grind time
We got no rhythm and got no inhibitions
Over the pants and romancing
Hot and heavy, we're dancing
It's grind time
And the gymnasium's jumping (Ha-ha)
[Verse 3: Jeremy Culhane, Ben Marshall, Veronika Slowikowska, Ben Marshall & Veronika Slowikowska]
Our bodies are changing and so is the bass
But I try not to scream while she steps on my feet
I'll do what I please, there's no room for Jesus
We're getting freaky tonight, despite the difference in height
[Interlude: Veronika Slowikowska & Ben Marshall]
Ow! What is that? It's stabbing me in the back?
I don't know, and I'm scared
[Chorus: Bowen Yang, Sabrina Carpenter & Bowen Yang, Chloe Fineman, Sabrina Carpenter]
We're gonna grind
Front to front, butt to front to knee
It's grind time
Getting loose off the Sun Capri
I got my butt on his crotch and all the chaperones watchin'
[Interlude: Sabrina Carpenter & Ashley Padilla]
Hi, Mom
Caroline, enough!
Principal Atkins, do something!
Principal Atkins!
[Bridge: Kenan Thompson]
I could be writing my novel, upstate in a cottage
Instead, I'm stuck here supervising preteen frottage
So I leave my body, let them have their fun
'Cause no one grinded on me when I was young
[Chorus: Bowen Yang, All & Sabrina Carpenter]
We're gonna grind
Our addiction's so insane and dirty
It's grind time
But hurry up, the dance is done at 8:30
'Cause this is middle school lovin'
Awkward pushin' and shovin'
We're gonna grind (Woah)
Regardless of the song
[Interlude: Bowen Yang, Sabrina Carpenter & Kenan Thompson]
Hey, can you touch my butt?
I thought the guy was supposed to do that to the girl
No, no, I hear it's whatever the person wants
Okay, mm, you like that?
Yeah
All right, I'm calling it
[Outro: Bowen Yang, Jeremy Culhane & Jane Wickline]
We're gonna grind
I think I love you
Oh, no, thank you
