On the Couch

[Verse 1: Kenan Thompson] Out drinkin' with my boys late night Come home to my lady past midnight She waitin' up, she throwin' me shade We havin' words, this is what she said She said I'm out too late, she pushed me away There ain't nothin' in the world that I can say [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] So I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight I did wrong, but I meant to do right Now I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch [Verse 2: Chris Redd & The Weeknd] Workin' late, makin' paper, hittin' deadlines Comin' home, now it's crawlin' in to bed time I pull the sheet, she tellin' me no (Mmm) I asked her why, but I already know [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight She in bed all tucked in tight But I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch [Bridge: The Weeknd] We make dinner like lovers do I pour her wine and– [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight She got me on the couch tonight Don't seem too fair this time I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight She got me on the couch [Bridge 2: Kenan Thompson, The Weeknd] I wake her up with roses on the bed (O-oh-oh, yeah) Tell her all the sweet thoughts in my head (yeah), she roll her eyes and— [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin on the couch tonight She got me on the couch [Bridge 3: Chris Redd] I buy her Prada, say I love her mama, she says– [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight She got me on the couch [Bridge 4: The Weeknd] I say hello, and— [Chorus: Kenan Thompson, Chris Redd & The Weeknd] I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight I'm sleepin' on the couch tonight She got me on the— [Verse 3: The Weeknd, Chris Redd] Girl, we all make mistakes, it's true Tell me what I gotta do To get back into bed with you What did I ever do to you? Oh (What'd I do, girl?) [Verse 4: Ego Nwodim & Kenan Thompson] Cheated on me almost every day (True) I caught you cheatin' on me yesterday (You did) You even cheated on me on my couch (Yes) And that's why your ass is in the doghouse (Fair) [Verse 5: Melissa Villaseñor & Chris Redd] I ain't mad about you workin' late (Good) But you got ten credit cards in my name (Word) You maxed 'em out, now my credit's bad (Right) And why'd you take out life insurance on me? [Verse 6: Heidi Gardner & The Weeknd] We broke up five years ago (And?) I got married to another guy (And?) He's sick of you crashin' here (And?) You really gotta stop comin' over here! (What?) [Skit: Daniel Craig & The Weeknd] You really can't keep comin' here, bud I-I know you ain't really got a place to stay, but we, we got kids! Yeah, but— No, no buts! It's gotta stop, okay?! Yeah Alright. Well, see you 'round [Chorus: The Weeknd] Guess I'm sleepin' in my car tonight Sleepin' in my ca– [Outro: Daniel Craig & The Weeknd] You can't park in the driveway, bud, you can— Come on, you gotta go, let's go Alright You don't have to stand there and watch me leave No, I don't have to, but I'm gonna