Mutual Masturbation

Excuse me? Excu-, excuse me? E-excuse me? Shut the fuck up! No real fans, empty set at the festival All these boys in bands just draining their testicles Sick set, you're the best (Bro, can I feel you flex?) I like your gear, who's your tech? (Bro, I'm so good at sex) Sorry I'm here, I'll get outta the way I've been feeling like a third the whole fucking day Two dudes in a room, they pretend I'm not here Introduce 'em to a woman and the vibes get weird Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation He's in a local band (have you checked his rig?) He's in a local band (yeah, they're getting pretty big) He's in a local band (the scene's not ready for this shit) He's in a local band (Are you here for the gig?) Yes, I have a pass I'm on the bill, I'm at the top (I'm Scene Queen!) I sold it out, they never will But here they come, they're sounding off (Stop!) Against my will they're jacking off About to pop (No!) (not until I say so) Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation Don't compliment me, I'll cum Sorry I'm here, I'll get outta the way I've been feeling like a third the whole fucking day Two dudes in a room, they pretend I'm not here Introduce 'em to woman and the vibes get weird Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu mutual masturbation All the circle jerks get into formation Mu-mu-mu-mu-