Let's Have a Kiki

What's up? it's Pickles; leave a message Hey, I'm calling you back, ooh, she's been a bitch tonight! And by "Bitch," I mean this rain, no cabs nowhere So, I had to put on the wigs and the heels and the lashes and the eairh and take the train to the club And you know that MTA should stand for, "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass." So, then I get to the club looking like a drowned, harassed rat and I'm greeted Not by Miss Rose at the door, but our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the par-tee So, no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea So, I hope you're up, girl, 'cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 'cause I know exactly what we need Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve And work, and turn, and h-h-honey A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So, shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve And work, and turn, and h-h-honey Oh! What a wonderful kiki This kiki is marvelous (Work it, girl) Ew, you know, girl, we were sitting back here just having a kiki Kiki, soso, oui oui, non non Kiki, soso, oui oui, non non Kiki, soso, oui oui, non non Kiki, soso, oui oui, non non Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve And work, and turn, and h-h-honey Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Boots, ten, queen Let's have a kiki, we're gonna serve And work, and turn, and h-h-honey