I Wanna Be A Homosexual

I got a little lisp And I've been working on my limp wrist See, women are a drag And I think I wanna be a faggot now Mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream A nancy boy with wings I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be Shock the middle class Take it up your punk rock ass You rub your little thing When you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine So what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse? You just need a man A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag Oh yeah I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be Call me a faggot Call me a butt-loving, fudge-packing queer I don't care 'Cause it's the straight in straight edge That makes me wanna drink a beer And be a pansy, and be a homo Shock the middle class Take it up your punk rock ass You rub your puny thing When you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street Who wears short jorts? You wear short jorts You're so full of shit, why don't you admit? You don't have the balls to be a queer I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual I wanna be a homosexual