[Verse 1]
There's a real cool club on the other side of town
Where the real cool kids go to sit around and talk bad
About the other kids
[Refrain]
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
[Verse 2]
There's Millie, Pickles, and Pattycakes, too
And Cubby's making mean jokes about you, ha ha
You little twit
[Refrain]
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
[Verse 3]
They're a real cool bunch of Die Fledermaus-keteers
And they'll laugh at the Toughskins your mom got you from Sears you dork
They'll never let you in
[Refrain]
'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
[Verse 4]
You're fat and ugly and an imbecile, too
And that's why they draw funny pictures of you and talk bad
About all the kids
[Refrain]
'Cause it's a real cool club, and you're not a part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it
Yeah, it's a real cool club, and you'll never be a part of it
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