Hey, Hipster

[Verse 1] Hey hipster, tell me how you do it? Seems every joke I tell, you already knew it Hey hipster, it's rad the way you dress I know your superiority is complex Hey hipster, I like the way you bang the drums Make it sound delicious with both of your microphones Hey hipster, holding both your thumbs down To my dated, antiquated, unimportant sound [Chorus] Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of The ultimate cool's the sound of The ultimate cool's the sound of Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of Yeah, the ultimate cool The ultimate cool's the sound of silence [Verse 2] Hey hipster, wish I could sport a mustache like that Looking so fresh under the cabbie hat Hey hipster, what's coming out the headphones? Analog, down to your tattooed bones Hey hipster, show me where you're going Unless you feel I'm better off not knowing Hey hipster, is that how you escape? Absorb your sermons from a Walkman tape? [Chorus] Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of The ultimate cool's the sound of The ultimate cool's the sound of Hipster, hipster, the ultimate cool's the sound of Yeah, the ultimate cool The ultimate cool's the sound of silence [Break] Ooh... ahh... [Bridge] We are New York, we are Los Angeles We are hipsters, everyone else go fuck yourselves! We are Portland, we are Minneapolis We are hipsters, everyone else go fuck yourselves! We are Austin, we are Jezebels We are London, everyone else go fuck yourselves! We are Tokyo, all the way to Paris We are San Francisco, everyone else go fuck yourselves! We are East Nashville, we are East Nashville We are East Nashville, everyone else go fuck yourselves! We are East Nashville, we are East Nashville We are East Nashville, everyone else go fuck yourselves!