Accommodating

[Intro] Hey Tobias, this is Dave. Here's your song, boss. It's called "Accommodating" [Hook] All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?" I wish that I could find joys in accommodating too Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster? Turn me into an imposter, make me more accommodating too Make me more accommodating too [Verse 1] Laying always on the couches, never cleaning up the dishes Can't appease your simple wishes, take your medicine from your dentist You never seem to be pissed off much, everything seems well enough so Broke your favorite coffee cup, said to me "It's only stuff." Said to me "It's only stuff." [Hook] [Verse 2] Or maybe I could cook you dinner, stuff you sausage Make you candles, clean your office Paint your bedroom disco blue Accommodating just like you Teach you how to fly a airplane Build a hot rod catch a mermaid Rearrange your room alone Teach you how to make cologne Instruct you how to play a bagpipe Lose some weight and learn to eat right Wiretap a telephone, extract your own pheromones Extract your own pheromones [Outro] All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?" I wish that I could find choice in accommodating too Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster Turn you into an impostor, make you more complicated too Make you more complicated too