Company Softball

[serengeti] Show up to wife's company softball game Can barely play, can barely even throw Don't talk to anyone on the team They anticipate his first at-bat, brutal Stands on the plate, strikes out, doesn't know the rules Wife's so embarrassed, wife's so embarrassed Catcher's mask on the field Wife tells co-workers he's a comedian Emotional and silent Ajai mean mugs women and men on the drive home Deeply nodding his head to SWV Upon arrival, the wife reminds Ajai of an airport pickup of her and her colleague next week Ajai nods silently and sneers through the purest gold teeth New shirt, Benetton, Benetar, relaunch Aerostar Ford van, collab plan Supreme on candle like cookie jar Apron and lampshade, blue is the color of campaign One is a number you maintain Chef made plantains, chef had hat on, explains Collabs in the errors you can't prevent Don't forget heritage, remember that the culture ain't arrogance The next dish he served was asparagus Collab with a narrative about the Converse he inherited They were game-worn by Larry Bird The Weapons they are black, last game he had with his old back Chef Colt was mind clear Last dish was salad and soup, and fruit Off-White, they were just names Said we gotta believe if we expect change