New Dodge - Remix

[Jueles] Kenny, Kenny! Where's the clicker to the Zenith? [Kenny] I can't hear you Jueles [Jueles] Kenny, turn down the Springsteen! Kenny, turn on the sprinklers! Turn down the Springsteen! [Kenny] I can't hear you Jueles, I'll be there in a second [Jueles] Ok, Kenny! [Kenny] Ok, Jueles what do you think? [Jueles] Go to Jewels and get me some smokes [Kenny, Chorus] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fiero in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt, give her a massage Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go huntin' you'll need camouflage I'd rather watch a Berenger flick about counter-espionage [Verse 1] Okay O'Doul's, go to Jueles, call [?] In our house we have rules Jueles, no smokin' in the bedroom (Jueles: Ok, Kenny, no Dennehey before noon) Dammit, me and Jueles [?], I wear boots I found my Fiero on 119th and [juke?] Jueles makes the best minestrone soup She goes to Dominick's in her '84 Camaro coupe I don't wear suits, I service telephone booths Jueles, [?] and reshingles old roofs I love the sax player of the band Bruce plays in (Bruce the Boss) If they'd make it I'd drink chopped juice [?] has great watch deuce Peter Francis, Geraldine Ferraro, Gregory Hines, [?] Lemme call Jueles (phone rings) Hello? Uh, what is, uh what is your name? Francis? I need some Kools, I need some Kools, I need some Daniels Ok, Jueles Get yourself a case of O'Douls [Kenny, Chorus] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fiero in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt give her a massage Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go huntin' you'll need camouflage I'd rather watch a Berenger flick about counter-espionage [Verse 2] Sell a [?] by Comiskey I drink O'Doul's Jueles drinks whiskey I play a pool game for a cool fifty, even "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" like BTO Saturday afternoon, O'Doul's at Big Joe's [?] games Catch a flick by Ving Rhames My wife Jueles: Teased hair, bleached bangs Zubaz, a lion eye Taco Bell, chalupas Fiero keys, Pontiac bucket seats Meats like chops Barney Miller Cops from Fox Jueles, Zayre's O'Doul's, Bears Buick gears Meat from steers More annoying Grape[?] chops Cardinal Kools Playin' pool [Jueles] Get me some Springsteen tickets and and if the BTO tickets are on sale get those too [Kenny, Chorus] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fiero in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt give her a massage Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go huntin' you'll need camouflage I'd rather watch a Berenger flick about counter-espionage [Verse 3] What the hell did Jueles need? Hopped in my Fiero, Jueles gave me a kiss A fifty dollar bill and a very long shopping list Popped in a tape, "Taking Care of Business" I love the Destroyers And Berenger in Sea of Love It's a sunny day outside I got my Fiero driving gloves on Going to the Jewels on Kinzie My favorite Jackson's Jesse Last night me and Jueles watched Beverly Hills Cop Really love his music too, Eddie Murphy rocks But Jueles doesn't like to "Party All The Time" Me and Jueles go to Dominick's I got my shirt signed once by Earl ??? When Jueles cooks, no remains I'm at the Jewels now, Zubaz, pair of Zubaz Coolers, Bears, where's the list? [Jueles, Verse 4] Summer of '84 I met Kenny I was in my Thunderbird Drivin' down Pulaski T-tops were off, carwash left the T-bird shiny Just bought a new crimping iron at Walgreens Then I started getting hungry Only place to get a good dog is at Gene and Jude's What's this? A blue Fiero blasting the blues The rest is history, like the '85 Bears, '88 Illini and the 1919 Sox But hey, who's counting? [Kenny] Jueles smokes way too many cigarettes I drink O'Doul's I first had my first O'Doul's in 1991 In ran into Harry Caray on the street He told me a story about O'Doul's that really blew my mind about Brewing, later, hops, and aged barley and malts I really love the taste of O'Doul' Not the amber, but the green stuff