Critters

Chillin out, late night watching Critters Always dreamed of having that beautiful fucking babysitter But she’d always try to get me to lick Lucy But I was only 12 and I thought that shit was too spooky Now I rap man but still watch the Karate kid Larusso started trends with that crane kick that he did And painters caps, generic at TJ Maxx Get drunk so much that you have a fuckin time lapse With some indie chick taking pharms on a kick Same clothes for three days, smokin’ and sniffin’ mad shit And write about it and sound like you proud about it Like being at this bar and just like you dreamed about it Frank Dukes fought Chun-Li So ill and gutter when I rhyme for free Girls cooch, nipples, and no fruit It’s like you exercising or still up when the sun is rising Rock star, right? Tell that to your dad He’ll be like, ‘you still state the computer ate a draft’ Now beat it, just like when the time’s right Or rocking at the Vertigo drunk with a fucked up mic Hey man, you shouldn’t drink so much Shut the hell up, or then you it do it duck Smackin’ asses, huge Jaegermeister glasses What’s up to the boobs and cooches that passes Still watching Critters, pill prone throughout the winter Taking off the I care for you sensor Sometimes no shower for 6 days member Party club pretend like we’re playing music thugs The more deep it gets, the more I’m bout to lose it Another example of life destroyed for making music But I was staying up watching Ferris Bueller Going to the bars trying to see who's khuler No jobs, cigarettes and dirty gauze I’m still trying to get my monkey ass back to Prague But oh well, lookin’ at the jar of change for beers Thoughts all fucked up like life was a shit smear Nasty life like on a girl’s panties Give Geti a grammy and kick it in Miami I don’t like you, you don’t give a shit about me Your mind’s beach flip flopped and fucked up feet Toes so long coulda been on Queen Kong (bong) Anything you say might end up in these songs You’re still trying to smoke weed from a broke bong (bong) Serengeti’s so skinny, but so damn strong One time I carried this fat chick home from prom Broken like a penguin’s wing all by myself The loneliest thing that you ever felt Shit therefore I swallow pills, therefore the pits more Nothing to live for, your girls gone on to do more She's moved on but you’re knocking at the front door Fuck you, give back my damn cufflinks and my flute I thought we would get married and I would coach hoops And you would make cupcakes and have kittens I’m still sitting here watching the motherfucking Hidden Chillin out, late night watching Critters Always dreamed of having that beautiful fucking babysitter But she’d always try to get me to lick Lucy But I was only 12 and I thought that shit was too spooky Now I rap man but still watch the Karate Kid Larusso started trends with that crane kick that he did And painters caps, generic at TJ Maxx Get drunk so much that you have a fuckin time lapse With some indie chick taking pharms on a kick Same clothes for three days, smokin’ and sniffin’ mad shit