Punch In The Face

[Intro] Yeah Check it [Verse 1] I am bored and off of my face, I got Dirt on my shoulder, so brush it off, thanks (Come on), I just Woke up in prison and dug an escape Someone smuggled in a shovel, thank your mum for the cake (Thanks Mum), um Hey yo, it must've been something I ate, I feel Great, normally I love to complain about Stuff that I hate 'cause science is late Juggling plates, yo, hold up, let me cut to the chase, it goes Middle-class white boy making white noise With a pint of poison at the pub with his mates We all give shit to people just for somеthing to say 'Cause how fun is taking someone's away, but don't jump on our casе 'Cause I'm sure the bubble will break Till it goes 'pop', I'ma make drunken mistakes So I'ma give you all the tools to go and fuck up your day All I'm asking in return is a punch in the face, now hit me [Pre-Chorus] Yeah Yah Woo Ha, ayy [Chorus] All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me [Verse 2] Oi I'm a fuck up, I'm a joke, I'm a clown, pull my pants down I've been called a 'fuckwit' at least once in the last twelve minutes That's why I think like a cynic I live my life by Frenzal Rhomb lyrics I'ma interfere with your regular channel Let's drink a beer 'cause a man's not a camel But listen here for some punk gold If your best friend's a racist, then your best friend's an asshole Ooh, hear that pin drop? Told the doc I was sick of looking at ink blots I hate losing at anything, so I win lots Shit, when I lost my virginity, I was pissed off (Damnit) I am punk in drublic again Trigga Trials on the beat, you better pump up the bass We got soldiers on the borders with a gun on their waist Look, what happened to an old-fashioned punch in the face, now hit me [Pre-Chorus] Yeah Yeah Yah Oi [Chorus] All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me [Interlude] Is someone gonna hit me or what? Right in the fucking face [Verse 3] I met a guy, David Smug, back in '81 (Okay) I wasn't born then, alright, look, I made him up (What?) But every morning after waking up He applied a hazelnut facial scrub like Patrick Bateman does Then goes to work where he's a manager Complains to all the other staff, he don't get paid enough Walked around the office being cocky Then fired a handful of employees at random just to shake 'em up (You're fired!) Said it's his favourite part (Yeah), maybe he's mean at heart Or maybe he was just never punched in the face enough (True) I wanna raise the bar (Yeah), I wanna play guitar (Yes) I want it all, I want a motherfucking facial scar (Yeah) I don't need a car with the shiny rims (Yeah) What I need is a driver's license to drive it with (Vroom) I'm not a violent person, despite what you might've heard I punch my own face, I'm the Tyler Durden of "like a version" Hey Siz', hit me [Bridge] Uh-huh And it goes Bam, b-b-bam, b-b-bam, b-b-ba, bam, bam B-b-bam, b-b-bam, bam Bam, b-b-bam, b-b-bam, b-b-ba-bam, bam [Chorus] Check it out, ayy All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me Yeah, all I need is a punch in the face, so hit me All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me