Monster Kid

Hey there, I don't think we've met Pleasure is mine You seem cool, don't break a sweat Everything is fine 'Round here, the plants don't blossom Due to the snow Your stripey sweater's awesome Just thought I'd let you know Do you want to go on awesome adventures With me? Let's pretend we're heroes fighting to set us All free I don't mean no harm I'm just a monster kid Philosophy's unarmed But I will never quit Now, don't be alarmed That's just the way I live You know I mean no harm 'Cause I'm a monster kid Hey, have you seen my hero? She's so freakin' cool! Her reaction time is zero I'm telling you, she rules! She fights with such precision She just can't be beat She must have laser vision Now, wouldn't that be sweet? I heard there's a human hiding around here Somewhere I'm not scared, the chances of that are really Quite rare I don't mean no harm I'm just a monster kid Philosophy's unarmed But I will never quit Now, don't be alarmed That's just the way I live You know I mean no harm 'Cause I'm a monster kid I'm enjoying all the cool stuff we're talking About If you ever need a friend, I will be there To help you out I don't mean no harm I'm just a monster kid Philosophy's unarmed But I will never quit Now, don't be alarmed That's just the way I live You know I mean no harm 'Cause I'm a monster kid I don't mean no harm I'm just a monster kid Philosophy's unarmed But I will never quit Now, don't be alarmed That's just the way I live You know I mean no harm 'Cause I'm a monster kid