Monster Kid

Hey there, I don't think we've met
Pleasure is mine
You seem cool, don't break a sweat
Everything is fine

'Round here, the plants don't blossom
Due to the snow
Your stripey sweater's awesome
Just thought I'd let you know

Do you want to go on awesome adventures
With me?
Let's pretend we're heroes fighting to set us
All free

I don't mean no harm
I'm just a monster kid
Philosophy's unarmed
But I will never quit
Now, don't be alarmed
That's just the way I live
You know I mean no harm
'Cause I'm a monster kid

Hey, have you seen my hero?
She's so freakin' cool!
Her reaction time is zero
I'm telling you, she rules!

She fights with such precision
She just can't be beat
She must have laser vision
Now, wouldn't that be sweet?

I heard there's a human hiding around here
Somewhere
I'm not scared, the chances of that are really
Quite rare

I don't mean no harm
I'm just a monster kid
Philosophy's unarmed
But I will never quit
Now, don't be alarmed
That's just the way I live
You know I mean no harm
'Cause I'm a monster kid

I'm enjoying all the cool stuff we're talking
About
If you ever need a friend, I will be there
To help you out

I don't mean no harm
I'm just a monster kid
Philosophy's unarmed
But I will never quit
Now, don't be alarmed
That's just the way I live
You know I mean no harm
'Cause I'm a monster kid

I don't mean no harm
I'm just a monster kid
Philosophy's unarmed
But I will never quit
Now, don't be alarmed
That's just the way I live
You know I mean no harm
'Cause I'm a monster kid