Dining Alone

[Verse 1] Same old shoes on the same old feet Same colored tie every day of the week Shampoo, conditioner, rinse, and repeat Drip dry, do it again I tell my woes to the knife and the spoon Dining alone at a table for two One glass of wine is plenty of time To dream about all of the things that I'll never do [Chorus] I wonder what it's like to fly a plane To meet a girl on Friday night And wake up next to her on Saturday To swim across the ocean blue To walk a mile upon the moon To wear the crown and sit upon the throne But it's getting late, this restaurant is closing I guess I'd better go [Verse 2] I wander through the city, whistle a tune Walk into a bar and ruin the mood A dirty martini with an olive or two Shake, pour, do it again A couple more drinks, now they're kicking me out I always get in trouble when I open my mouth Stumble on home, fall into bed And drift off into my head [Chorus] I wonder what it's like to fly a plane To meet a girl on Friday night And wake up next to her on Saturday To swim across the ocean blue To walk a mile upon the moon To wear the crown and sit upon the throne But it's getting late, the sun is coming up Off to work I go [Verse 3 / Coda] Same old shoes on the same old feet One-track mind, one-way street Nothing's gonna change for the same old me Eat, sleep, do it again Eat, sleep, do it again