Count Me Out

If you've got romance on your mind If you'd like to stroll hand in hand If you want to cuddle in the moonlight And whisper, "ain't love grand" If you want someone to buy that sweet talk That you guys all love to spout Baby, count me out If you want to dance cheek to cheek Then go home and talk all night long If you want to send somebody flowers And share a stupid song If you want a woman who believes that You're what her life's all about Baby, count me out I've been there I've done that It's nowhere It's old hat Forget those thoughts you're thinking, mister And just regard me as your sister If you want to send valentines If you want to write poetry Here's a little change; go call somebody Who doesn't look like me And if you've got plans to fall in love Without a shadow of a doubt Baby, count me out That's what I said I said baby, count me out Hound dog