Count Me Out

If you've got romance on your mind

If you'd like to stroll hand in hand

If you want to cuddle in the moonlight

And whisper, "ain't love grand"

If you want someone to buy that sweet talk

That you guys all love to spout

Baby, count me out

If you want to dance cheek to cheek

Then go home and talk all night long

If you want to send somebody flowers

And share a stupid song

If you want a woman who believes that

You're what her life's all about

Baby, count me out

I've been there

I've done that

It's nowhere

It's old hat

Forget those thoughts you're thinking, mister

And just regard me as your sister

If you want to send valentines

If you want to write poetry

Here's a little change; go call somebody

Who doesn't look like me

And if you've got plans to fall in love

Without a shadow of a doubt

Baby, count me out

That's what I said

I said baby, count me out

Hound dog