Like You

[EMILY] You're gonna make so many new friends here Potential amigos around every corner No bullies or bums, the chums are tens here It'll be a breezy piece of cake to form your Brand new squad, crew, or clique If you want some buddies, you'll have your pick 'Cause no one here is like you Not one remotely like you You've got mystique, you're strange and unique You'll make pals come hithеr with every hiss and slither Evеryone will like you 'cause no one here is like you [EMILY & ABEL] Scented candles, ponies, marshmallow discotheques [SIR PENTIOUS, spoken] Do you have enriched uranium? [EMILY & ABEL] No! But we got a unicorn polo stadium [SAINT PETER] Christmas romcoms all year long at the Multi-plex [ABEL, spoken] I'm in love with you, Santa Claus [EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER, spoken] Five stars! [EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER] And no one here's addicted to crack [SIR PENTIOUS] I'll get back to my friends Once I gradate the voltage and calibrate this lens I will find a way To quantize this frequency, updrive the peak speed So I can see them today [EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER, SIR PENTIOUS, spoken] No one here schemes like you (I'm coming, Cherri!) Sheds skin or blasphemes like you (I'll see you in Hell!) In no time, we shall become your best pals [SIR PENTIOUS, spoken] Ah, shit [EMILY, spoken] Yeah, I forgot to mention You're not able to leave But look on the bright side [EMILY] We'll have so much fun here From now 'til kingdom come here [EMILY & ABEL, SIR PENTIOUS, spoken, SAINT PETER] We literally will (No, no, no, no, no) Have forever to chill (No!) (Come on!) [EMILY & ABEL, SAINT PETER] You'll soon know us too well (Oh-woah) Since you can't go back to Hell (Yeah, yeah) So wave your lonely days bye [EMILY, ABEL & SAINT PETER] You big, weird, lonely snake guy Beagles, sprinkles, friendship Guinea pigs, churros, pangolins Everyone will like you 'cause no one here is like you [EMILY, spoken] Ooh, maybe that didn't help actually