There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon
Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it's a killer gig back flippin' up the Big Macs!
Serve 'em in the Pentagon
(Serve 'em in the Pentagon!)
The other vendors came and went, they're gone
(The other vendors came and went, they're gone)
It did not go well for Taco Bell
(Not well for Taco Bell)
And there was all that stress
At the old Panda Express
So stick with us and you're set
Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate
It'll be like any other location (oooh, location)
'Cept no small talk 'bout your occupation—
Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon!
(McDonald's in the Pentagon)
Reheating nuggets we put plenty on
(Reheating nuggets we put plenty on)
And our faces flush through every rush
The beeps get so discordant
But your work is so important!
Working at the Pentagon (I'm an employee at the Pentagon)
So glad we're all working at the Pentagon
All the DoorDash drivers get confused
'Cause users blew through the clues
Didn't pursue the reviews
'Cause like you just dropped a check on
McDonald's not checking which
One that you spent it on?
Bitch, you hit the Pentagon!
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