Royal Flush

This ain't a story of the fall from former glory This is more an allegory for what's wrong with my soul But hey now It's nothing tragic, just a little bit of static That can't be cleared up with magic, yes I've tried it, you know I'm such a misfit I've got 52 assistants That distract me from the sweetness that I lost long ago But hey now No fucking shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry Shit goddamn I'm getting antsy y'all so here's how it goes I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man This ain't a story of the fall from former glory This is more an allegory for what's wrong with my soul But hey now I'm just a sinner, got my just desserts for dinner Every night feels like a winner, every hole is a goal The only time where I don't feel so past my prime Is when the demons in my life refuse to leave me alone But hey now No fucking shanties, grab that drink from out the pantry Shit goddamn I'm getting antsy y'all so here's how it goes I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man I need a drink bad, that royal flush in my hand My lucky love is in the rum tonight so fuck your demands And demon rehab, I ain't that much of a fan Tell me, how can you rehabilitate the husk of a man