Amnesia

[Hook] Somebody remind me what happened last night Cause I can't remember a thing This must be what it means, feel like I've been in a sleeper I think they call this amnesia [Verse 1] Last night was sick, oh, what a city I lost my phone though, oh what a pity When I woke up I found a note that said "Sorry I had to go, ILY" I looked around: this can't be real, cause I don't recognize this Then I saw the mini-bar and I was like "Rarr, somebody terrorized it" Not even a bottle of water Make it worse, this room is hotter than a sauna So I jumped up, got ready Went downstairs to the hotel lobby Man are like swear down you're a mad man skeppy, I must have had one too many Cause I can't remember anything after the two Jaegermeisters and a bottle of Henny [Hook] Somebody remind me what happened last night Cause I can't remember a thing This must be what it means, feel like I've been in a sleeper I think they call this amnesia Who you trying to diss? Who did you fight? Who did you kiss? Who did you dance with? Who did you lipse? Aw man, you were a myth [Verse 2] I remember walking in, blinded by the lights Look left, look right Saw 2 men that I don't like But I already lit up the room when I walked in No need for fireworks tonight unless it's on the side of a bottle And I'm only here for one night on a high, so I'm trying to find me a model We circled the party once, nothing Twice, dead Third time around I saw a girl that I wanna tuck into bed Two minutes later, I'm at the bar Doing shots of Jaeger That's when I blacked out, anything after that's all a myth Like Noriega, major [Hook] Somebody remind me what happened last night Cause I can't remember a thing This must be what it means, feel like I've been in a sleeper I think they call this amnesia Who you trying to diss? Who did you fight? Who did you kiss? Who did you dance with? Who did you lipse? Aw man, you were a myth [Bridge] Had one drink, two drink, three drink, four, had one too many, now you're laying on the floor Had one drink, two drink, three drink, four, had one too many, now you're laying on the floor You lost your phone You lost your friends Now here comes that classic line - I'm never drinking again Thought you were casually drinking But you were actually binging Woke up somewhere you've never been to in your whole life And now you're thinking [Hook] Somebody remind me what happened last night Cause I can't remember a thing This must be what it means, feel like I've been in a sleeper I think they call this amnesia Somebody remind me what happened last night Cause I can't remember a thing This must be what it means, feel like I've been in a sleeper I think they call this amnesia