Oh My Gosh

Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Here we go again I got locked up by the po po again I've been in here since half past ten It's half past two now, when is all this gonna end I only had one phone call So I used it to call my best friend I told him, "Get all the stuff out the house Before the po po come searching the prem" The fed keeps looking at me through the flap Blad, go check somebody else He took my shoelaces and took my belt We both know there's no way I can hang myself One minute, I saw blue lights The next minute, I'm getting read my rights Officer, the cuffs are way too tight Your taking the piss out my life, it's a hype When I woke up this morning I never thought I'd be sitting in a cell On a blue mat no blanket, yawning Hoping that I get bail Mum said that I gotta change my ways But I'm a typical man, wanna be a boss But then I got shift like, oh, my days Now I'm sitting in the cell like, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Na, no, I don't wanna cup of tea Just press R-E-C-O-R-D My name's Joe, all I just wanna say N-O C-O double M-E-N-T Only thing I know about is me Chat about next man, I can't hear or see Never talk on behalf of my co-D And I don't want a quiet word with a PC I don't wanna cigarette, no I don't smoke And I definitely don't wanna bust no joke I know blacks but I don't know brown No, I don't like fizzy drinks, I don't know about no coke One minute, I saw blue lights The next minute, I'm getting read my rights Officer, the cuffs are way too tight Your taking the piss out my life, it's a hype When I woke up this morning I never thought I'd be sitting in a cell On a blue mat no blanket, yawning Hoping that I get bail Mum said that I gotta change my ways But I'm a typical man, wanna be a boss But then I got shift like, oh, my days Now I'm sitting in the cell like, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh Oh, my days, oh, my gosh When I woke up this morning I never thought I'd be sitting in a cell On a blue mat no blanket, yawning Hoping that I get bail Mum said that I gotta change my ways But I'm a typical man, wanna be a boss But then I got shift like, oh, my days Now I'm sitting in the cell like, oh, my gosh