Doctor Alibi

[Verse 1] I went to see the doctor He said, "You're pretty sick You got some real bad habits You'd better stop right quick" I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news Don't know what I'm going to do" [Chorus] Doctor, there's nothing wrong with me Doctor doctor, can't you see Doctor, I ain't going to die Just write me an alibi [Verse 2] I went to see a shaman He said, "You'll be alright Just keep doing what you love Every single night" I said, "That's what I need to hear" Took away my childish fears [Chorus] Doctor, you're a stand up guy Doctor doctor, my oh my Doctor, you're the one for me That's the mojo that I need [Bridge] Don't you know that I feel alright Doing what I do? I ain't gonna toe the line Not till I turn blue All I got is one short life That's what people say And I ain't going to waste a second Doing what you say [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] I won't be the one you like I won't be the boy next door I won't be the chosen one That's not what I'm here for I don't like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don't you try to make me change I'll haunt you for a thousand years [Chorus] Doctor, don't you talk that way Doctor, don't you mess my day Doctor, stay away from me Sick is what I'd rather be [Outro] Doctor doctor doctor death Doctor doctor, out of breath Doctor, I ain't going to die Just write me an alibi