R&B Paul

(This is dedicated to the wankers that was down from day one. More Mods.) Paul, what's wrong with R&B then mate? Eh? What's wrong with R&B Paul? What's R&B done to you? You're not a DJ You're a do what they say I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks Rinsing 'Screamadelica' Rinsing Stevie Wonder Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up' Well you fucked it up Well, I'm well-up for the reincarnation Because this one's fucking shit I'm the manager I'm a dark bastard And I'll bum y'bird in a minute Alright? Dad's Army Kasabian And One True exploitation It's a piss-take, y'posin' bastards Launch parties FHP's cheesy fucking photos with the token fit bird Who can't even suck my balls properly Let's build the brand up! Let's build the brand up! Let's build the brand up! Let's build the brand up! Eh up, you've got some ug-duck in y'hair Prestigious retail outlets Y'got some ug-duck in y'hair What's up duck? Look at what you've done mate A fucking horrible bunch of bodysnatchers Talkin' about 'Ham on Rye' But completely missing the Catchers Suicidal strippers on the night train to Gomarrah I didn't fucking say that did I? Bollocks to it Sod 'em all! Queens Med surgeons Ketamine revival Boring bastards discussing the merits of The Fall Take the mask off Put that knife down Tell him to leave my guts alone Paul ... Paul? Paul! What's wrong with R&B Paul? What's R&B done to you? You're not a DJ You're a do what they say I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks Rinsing 'Screamadelica' Rinsing Stevie Wonder Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up' Well you fucked it up Real singing mesters don't get anywhere They pull their fucking hair out They say things like, "What you goin' on about?" And, "No mate, I can't get you any pills, I told you." Chop your fucking face with a Les Paul karate kick Smashing bar chord angles Instantaneous ... Brilliant ... this is 'Tin Soldier' You look well J What the fuck are you? A doctor Well in that case I think I've got neurosis of the shiver It affects my long walk home And all these tears coming from my eyes My nose And my dirty fucking ears The master Of be dafter The king of the other people's beers Paul? What's wrong with R&B Paul? What's R&B done to you? You're not a DJ You're a do what they say I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks Rinsing 'Screamadelica' Rinsing Stevie Wonder Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up' Well you fucked it up Fucking stand here eyeing-up the usual slags Desperate housewives Desperate to do a bit of washing-up Hook an husband Get ya fucking purse out duck The Sambuca Cartel Impending angina destinies The regret of fourteen years wasted I cry my fucking eyes out Cos yesterday, I really miss my bastard yesterdays Lob us one more I'm a real raver I don't know the score Two - Nill Y'what? Two - Nill Y'what? Two - Nill Y'what? FUCK FOOTBALL! Killing Notts culture! Killing Notts culture! Killing Notts culture! Killing Notts culture!