The Blob

The blob Big bubble, spara, E-ticket, look at this bleedy shower Quick, it got the cinema Let's hope it got the two door cinema club too This blob ain't bothered it will come after you I heard it ate ya dad, sod him too I heard it ate ya tablet and you, not The slime of a crime, you try and tell me I flick fags like sid snot, totally outrageous The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care Ready, in service, fuck me, its a pity party, Ebola People in masks, airport, Motorola Hey motto, tripping over the Toblerones Near Victoria's not-very-good-secret, they're knickers mate Ice box challenge and all the Aeros, I like mine in a packet Mint flavour, no zeros, have it culture Organic, farting in the pool, what a waste I like a bit of smell, I like a bit of taste Stroll around the grounds, the garden, every house used to have one In 1965 now look at us, oh, what a fucking life The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care The blob ain't bothered Its slime don't care It's all about a pity party Let me do me hair The blob is a shocker It's got a sticky mass It's gonna kill the cinema And smash all of the glass Run it's the blob The blob don't care Run it's the blob We're runnin' out of air Gnarly Gnarly