Trixie

Da-da da daaaaaa, da-da da daaaa Da-da da daaaa, da-da da daaaa, da-da bum! Da bum, da bum da bum Da da da daaa da da da da da ... Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bow Flirtz... it's a dump Half the girls look like George Dawes And the other half... Biblical ... Babylon Primark culture Leopard print tops Suspenders French knickers Four-day benders Groping pensioners... I ain't being detrimental... I'm a tart too ...but we ain't on about me I'm talkin' about you Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender, be the death of you Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender be the death of you ...that's right She dropped 25 anti-depressants And half a bottle of brandy Before she left the flat tonight Wobble wobble Nod nod You're up there babe Fuckin' God... She started in Leicester four years ago Minimum wage - pointless Career's - disposable Prison - drink, drug addiction I don't know bro, it's easy come innit? Y'know? Planning her outfits - meticulous detail Cans of cheap cider And endless pills for the taking Temazepam seduction A relentless fuck machine Give your lips a good shaking Now you look like shit Get a bath, y'stink You look like Tina Turner Tryin' to sell alcopops to kids Inject some more ket Shut up about your tits Inject some more ket Shut up about your tits Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender, be the death of you Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender be the death of you I got loads of lesbian stories ... do you want one? Did I tell you about the time I had to shag that bird? Well, not shag her. I got five-hundred quid for it I done it for a favour - oh, don't ask I done it for a friend ... a friend of a friend Anyway, I arranged to meet this woman ... turned up at her house I was bit nervous, y'know ... didn't know what to expect She come out the house, greeted me, and, I went in I walked in ... and her husband was sat on one sofa ... on the other sofa was another bloke I just stayed near the kitchen. She plied me with alcohol ... gave me a load of speed. She started kissing me ... it was fucking well horny Anyway, she took me to the middle of the living room ... undressed me ... and just started fucking each other. Her husband was wanking, this other bloke was wanking ... it was fucking well horny After about an hour, she went upstairs ... came back down with this double-ender - I'd never seen one before - I mean I was only eighteen. So we just got on it ... bouncing off each other It was fuckin' well horny. Then she went upstairs again with her husband ... this bloke came over - I was of me chops - really horny He started kissing me - I didn't shag him. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I got five-hundred quid for it. I was there for about three hours ... it was fuckin' well horny Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender, be the death of you Trixie ... what you gonna do? That double-ender be the death of you Inject some more ket Shut up about your tits Inject some more ket Shut up about your tits