Rule Number One

Two tornadoes touch down in Kansas Instinct takes over, instinct commands us Mostly O.K., but I'm bleeding profusely Mostly O.K., but only on Tuesdays The six other days I'm pacing the ring Ripping down stars while I deal with this thing God only knows the hell that I chose Ripping down stars while I stand on my toes Two Tornadoes touch down in Kansas Instinct takes over, instinct commands us Stare at the moon in a memory lapse Wind up the clock, total collapse Pop rocks and coke make your head explode Pop rocks and coke make your head explode From the field I can see you in the stands Drinking lemonade spinning like a ceiling fan So haunting, so confusing Ice cream is goose, Linus and Lucy Rule number one can't escape my throat Pop rocks and coke make your head explode Two tornadoes touch down in Kansas Instinct takes over, instinct commands us Mostly O.K., but I'm bleeding profusely Mostly O.K., but only on Tuesdays The six other days I'm pacing the ring Ripping down stars while I deal with this thing God only knows the hell that I chose Ripping down stars while I stand on my toes! (Stand on my toes) Stand on my toes! Ripping down stars while I stand on my toes! (Stand on my toes) Stand on my toes! From the field I can see you in the stands Drinking lemonade spinning like a ceiling fan So haunting, so confusing Ice cream is goose, Linus and Lucy But Derek. It's Monday night And you're high as a kite watching Lion King You can't feel a thing, but your knee hurts Heartbeats are speeding by It's the fight of your life Are you proud of yourself? Are you doubting yourself? Are you proud of yourself? You lost it, bought a rifle, took it home Put it in the corner of your closet But it's not on your mind yet, oh no No it's not on your mind yet I'm gonna stand on my toes ripping stars down There will be no end to my rainmaking I'm gonna stand on my toes ripping stars down There will be no end to my rainmaking It's the fight of your life Are you proud of yourself? Are you doubting yourself? Are you proud of yourself?