Keg Party

[Verse 1] Coors light It keeps my six pack tight When it gets too late at night, I don’t fight I never really try to fight But all my pillows are too hard And my sheets are straight up scarred It tasted lots like water when I puked in your backyard When I puked in your backyard [Chorus] And so I chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die [Verse 2] Will I make it out alive? But there are several dicks drawn onto my back And both my tits look like two crying faces My body never cuts me any slack [Chorus] And so I chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die Chuck fuck sick suck die, chuck fuck sick suck die [Verse 3] And now there's brothers on the corner saying that I sucked them off But my throat’s the shallow kind Baby boy you know that I would just gag and cough But I doubt you’d really mind And now I can breathe underwater 'Cause I don’t know how to drown My boat is made of platinum gold Your cubic zirconium got crushed on the ground