Beer Goggles

[Verse 1] I don't love you but I want to Just give me something that I can hold on to Come on, baby, and speed your lust to me Here's my number on a cocktail napkin Think about it like a loaded weapon Cock the hammer and point that thing at me [Pre-Chorus] Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Kill me for the thrill of it all [Chorus 1] I want someone, anyone Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones I want someone, anyone [Verse 2] You spend your nights at home crying I spend mine death defying I call it testing morality So pull the goggles down over your eyes And say goodnight to the rest of the barflies I'm forever yours temporarily [Pre-Chorus] Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Why don't you call? Kill me for the thrill of it all [Chorus 2] I want someone, anyone Drunk ones, spun ones, anyone I want someone, anyone Fat ones, whacked ones, give me some I want someone, anyone Spend some, rent one, lend me one Fun ones, dumb ones, gypsy chicks on rocks Done ones, even chicks with chicken pox (Ooh, woo, ooh, woo) [Outro] I want someone, anyone (I want someone, anyone) I want someone, anyone (I want someone, anyone) Drunk ones, spun ones, give me some (Ooh, woo, I want someone, anyone) Fat ones, whacked ones, anyone (Ooh, woo) I want someone, anyone