Beer Goggles

[Verse 1]

I don't love you but I want to

Just give me something that I can hold on to

Come on, baby, and speed your lust to me

Here's my number on a cocktail napkin

Think about it like a loaded weapon

Cock the hammer and point that thing at me

[Pre-Chorus]

Why don't you call?

Why don't you call?

Why don't you call?

Kill me for the thrill of it all

[Chorus 1]

I want someone, anyone

Tall ones, short ones, skinny ones

I want someone, anyone

[Verse 2]

You spend your nights at home crying

I spend mine death defying

I call it testing morality

So pull the goggles down over your eyes

And say goodnight to the rest of the barflies

I'm forever yours temporarily

[Pre-Chorus]

Why don't you call?

Why don't you call?

Why don't you call?

Kill me for the thrill of it all

[Chorus 2]

I want someone, anyone

Drunk ones, spun ones, anyone

I want someone, anyone

Fat ones, whacked ones, give me some

I want someone, anyone

Spend some, rent one, lend me one

Fun ones, dumb ones, gypsy chicks on rocks

Done ones, even chicks with chicken pox

(Ooh, woo, ooh, woo)

[Outro]

I want someone, anyone (I want someone, anyone)

I want someone, anyone (I want someone, anyone)

Drunk ones, spun ones, give me some

(Ooh, woo, I want someone, anyone)

Fat ones, whacked ones, anyone (Ooh, woo)

I want someone, anyone