IntergalacWhip

So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip The dance craze sweepin' from??? to??? Your party's a black hole, so flip that?????? Don't take no light year to get the knack of it First you whip aroung your wrists like an asteroid, Now orbit them hips into a fly humanoid Do the wormhole rewind, forward rewind Now hands on your knees as we creep up behind So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip A boy wouldn't learn the IntergalacWhip Was a lonely little alien with no one to dance with But now the boys are lining up the Nebula??? This bad??? chased them over the moon But me? I need a G who's still geein the g's If you can get on my frequency transmission received Look up! You see that UFO past Galaxy??? I'm comin' for you boy in that Millenium Falcon We come in peace, we're here to scour your anus, now just dance Take us to your leader, it's painless, so drop pants Get up we're made of stars so just do the Red Giant And also some butt stuff, in the name of science Yeah! Now we're gonna break this dance down for all of ya'll freaks out there You little martians, you earthlings,??? I'm talkin' everybody and their mama Step 1, get that fist goin' round and round, and round and round ya'll Good! Oh, oh, oh, hold on. Just realized that a few of your species doesn't have fists, like maybe you only have tentacles or some other weird sht. Just improvise, or maybe just sit this one out, I'm sorry. Uh, you're cool. Step 2, get those hips orbited! Especially the ladies! Huh, what? What was that? Oh I'm sorry guys, it's just been brought to my attention that there are a number of species out there that segregate to distinct genders, uh The??? are tellin' me that they have five genders, so uh, it seems like my instructions are actually causin' additional confusion Also sounds like there are a lot of species that don't have hips! But if you got hips, it can classified to gender a guy like me can find sexually attractive. Go ahead an orbit em'! Yeah! Go ahead and do that! But there is one thing we can all get behind Every last known species in the universe has one thing in common, and that's a butthole! Ha, ha, ha, so I know all ya'll can get in on this last one, amirite? See? That guy in the back gets it, here we go! So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip You got the fists, and the hips, and the worm down at So now we're gonna add a couple new moves to that Let me see you one time, do the spacewalk Let me see you one time, do the spacewalk Hands to the stars, now hands to the globe Now stay in that position while we insert the probe So whip those fists fists and twist those hips hips Do as commanded by your MC Jizzle Pitts Pitts Now watch me whip whip and watch me Intergalactic, now dip dip and watch me enter your ass-crick! So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip So you wanna learn the IntergalacWhip, galacWhip, galacWhip (Loud grunting noises) Oh yeah! ("Big Bang") Alright! (Loud grunting noises, "Nebula") That's right! ("Mercury") Oom Ha! ("Carl Sagan") Oh yeah! ("All eight planets") Yeah oh yeah! ("Dark Matter") Ah ha! ("Meteors") Mmmmm! ("Oh yeah, Pluto") Ok! (Music fades off)