Cartwheels

My wounds are nicely slated dear I never got to thank you right I was finished way before I could see Quite what you had in mind for me I'm doing cartwheels Now the pessimism in me yawns As I'm pissing on their perfect front lawns A voice calls out behind my back And i take off into the grounds I'm doing Cartwheels It'll all tie me up into knots I didn't mean to speak out of turn Now you can sit and watch me squirm Now the party's really in full swing I wish i had a friend I could ring I'm doing cartwheels You're really loving this aren't you dear Now you've got me on the ropes out here With nowhere else to run to now Just stay and face the music It'll all tie me up into knots