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Valentine Shmalentine Lyrics — SOAK | Dork

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SOAK
Valentine Shmalentine Lyrics

Lyrics

Valentine Shmalentine

From Grim Town2019

Written by SOAK

Produced by Ant Whiting

Lyrics

Valentine Shmalentine

Purchasing flowers outside of the local bar Such a romantic pound for moulded plastic Fumbling nails itch a label By accident Your knees naked, the table I need you I just do What purpose was I? If not the apple of your eye? In an endless scroll, red heart shapes speed by If a good deed doesn't earn a post on the internet Is it selflessly meant? Help I'm scared I'm lost in some nothingness And I can't find where the exit is I need you I just do I just do I just do I just do I just do I just do I just do I just do I need you I just do

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

About this track

"Valentine Shmalentine" is a song by SOAK from the album Grim Town, released in 2019. The song was written by SOAK. It was produced by Ant Whiting.

SOAK profile →Grim Town album →Track profile →

Track 11 of 16Rough Trade

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Ant Whiting— 149 credits as songwriter & producer →
SOAK— 20 credits as songwriter & producer →

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